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OK so I've come to the point in my life where I need to take at least some aspects of art seriously, like commissions, general self-improvement, bleh blah blah. But then I also want to write dumb stories with friends and draw like... Pokemon and do dumb shit like that right?

And then I see that some people have FUN dA accounts and then I guess "WORK" dA accounts???

And the FUN dA accounts is for fan art and fan characters, rp, stories, etc. So then what is the work account? Just commissions? I suppose that would make some grain of sense, but isn't fan art what attracts viewers and watchers, who would then maybe like your work and maybe be down for art trades, maybe even commissions??

and then if you have a fun dA and a serious business dA, do you have to lead like a double life because the business dA is what you hand out to your friends and coworkers to see how rad tad you are and see if they're maybe interested in your arting, plus you don't want them seeing all the silly pokemon nonsense you draW?

WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED OMG.
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ORAS

1 min read
hello friends,
i'm looking to do a few trades. i have a breeding project currently going on that requires a male seviper with the move poison fang, and a female arbok. iiiii have access to neither.

i can offer zangooses, dittos, cyndaquils, and treeckos in return. possibly zoruas and eevees (i'm on the hunt for them right now).

DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS ;

my 3ds friend code is: 4098 - 4541 - 4069
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gr8

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who even decides to one day dislocate the ring and pinkie finger of someone who likes to draw a lot like who even does this shit omg like not even by punching something, just waking up like lol cant move your fingers and especially cant hold a pencil or even type really like this shit actually hurts wow
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GTA V online

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yO IF ANYONE GOT A PS3 and a GTA V online message me like pronto so we can go on missions and piss off the pigs
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haha woW

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[Bullet; Red] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[:bulletred:] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[:bulletred:] You have run into a tree/bush.
[:bulletred:] You have been called a blonde. [ that might be because I am ]
TOTAL: 4

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[:bulletred:] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[:bulletred:] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 6

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[:bulletred:] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[:bulletred:] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 8

[:bulletred:] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [ nonono I can't stop, that's the problem ]
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL: 9

[:bulletred:] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[:bulletred:] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[:bulletred:] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. [ c'mon, who hasn't ]
TOTAL: 12

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[] You break a lot of things.
[:bulletred:] You tilt your head when you're confused. [ "the puppy" has actually become a legitimate nickname in school ]
[:bulletred:] You have fallen out of your chair before. 
[:bulletred:] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [ used to, now i have an unoccupied upper bunk in the way ]
[:bulletred:] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[:bulletred:] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[:bulletred:] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 18 [ yaaay even number ]

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally Ill.

[ too much work ]
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